Pretty On The Outside.

So just take off that disguise, everyone knows that you're only.
Pretty on the outside!
Taken from Bullets new album. A fucking good listen :)

Anyhoooo.Three issues, three rants, and three more nights...(the latter will be explained at the bottom)

Popular Music, Popular Figures, and Popular Opinions in general.

Popular music - I generally dont understand the concept of the popular music industry, if there was anything more fake and unflattering. Whilst I understand that the music industry is a business above everything else, must it persist in funneling this shite into our televisions. I mean, lately, the mainstream is filled with the following:

• An X factor Reject (says it all really)
• A "rapper" who's ghetto name is not anything like "Blud" or "Gat". No, his c-rapper name is "Chipmunk." For.Fuck.Sake...............Cunt.
  
• A "Singer" who's career has only became a musical one due to the fact she stars in a Dinsey channel show, and therefore will have lots of mindless Disney drones buying/downloading her song.
• Lady Gaga - 'Nuff said.
• Glee Cast - Read above.
• Justin Beiber - Read two posts up.
• Ellie Goulding - An English singer with the voice of an Irish pixie being Sodomised.

And That's just the top twenty. We'll do a quick estimate, how many of these singers/bands/artists will be around in TEN years time ?
Nah, too far, how about. How many of these artists will be around in FIVE years time ?
Still pushing it a bit.How about in TWO years time ?
The answer- not many. We'll focus on Lady Gaga, the only thing original about her is a dress sense, which is surprisingly enough, not the thing which makes music.The thing which makes music ( AKA - The voicebox, the Larynx, the Ol Shit Spouter) sounds totally unoriginal. If you disagree, then I suggest you listen to anything by Gwen Stefani, as I personally believe Lady Gaga to be nothing else but Gwen Stefani with a very odd dress sense.....................And a dick.

Popular figures - Sue.
For fuck sake Sue.You useless bitch.Why did you put Gordon with that "Bigoted woman". What were you playing at ? Putting a woman with a Scottishman, personally I think she got off lightly, I'd have told her to fuck off.
Everyone is surprised that Gordon Brown has ruined the housing industry and caused a severe National debt.I dont see why people are so surprised, the Jocks have been attacking our land and robbing our coffers since the days of William Wallace. Still..........FOR FUCK SAKE SUE!!!!

Popular Opinions - David Cameron won the final leaders debate, discuss ??
Alexander Johnson is running for "Second Student Governor". So with the help of my and Jonny's policies he can't lose (some of the policies include "Free Ian Huntley" and " Rename Campus to "Poontang Corner."" How can you not wanna vote for this beautiful Ginny Weasley lookalike :)
Oh, and finally.Congratulations on Callum Heslop for making it to his Seventeenth birthday without someone hunting him down and slitting his throat.
OH!!!, and the "three more nights" is because I have a job interview at McDonalds.I'm lovin it :) , so to speak ;)
Till then
The world's not a shit place, I just make it seem that way CAW xx