Speak Of The Devil

3 Jagerbombs.

A small week of drinking by my now high standards. But then again, I was designated "Walker home" by my girlfriends 6ft 4, brick shithouse father. So who am I to disagree ??

An eventful weekend was capped off by hearing that a good friend of mine had dropped trow in front of traffic and mooned some policemen. Scott Dunn, be proud of yourself, I sure as hell am. Krash - a pretty awesome place if I'm honest, and I had a rather good time there. Still, nothing compare to the fun I had going to Newburn with my girlfriend, which took about twice as long as it was meant to. Still, I enjoyed cycling 20 miles (there and back) to basically have a picnic in the freezing cold. Because it was in the best of company. Seriously, I might take the piss out of her, might "be mean to her" and might annoy her more than she ever thought possible, but if anyone ever hurt her whilst she was with me, I'll kill them and make it look like an accident.

Which reminds me of another small rant I have to go about. What kind of friend deletes, blocks and generally cuts someone out of their life without giving a reason, I mean seriously, it's fucking cowardice. I'm aware this happened several months ago now, but I'm still a tad angry at the callousness of what this person did. Regardless of their intentions, I deserved an explanation.

Tonight's Halloween, or as I like to call it "Legal Paedophilia day" fortunately I have gotten around the annoying idea of kids knocking at my door, I've removed it from it's hinges. Checkmate you little fuckers.

Today I came home, and watched Newcastle stuff the great unwashed. Personally I'm now looking forward to Toms newest blog :)
I also would like to clarify that when Blyth aren't playing, I support Newcastle. If they both played on a Saturday, I would be looking for Blyths result on the forum, Blyths result on Final Score, or be coming home from Croft Park talking about the result. However when the teams play on different days, I can happily look for both scores. Glad I cleared that up for you all.

Oh and one more thing, I think I'm going to my first Blyth match of the season next week, finally. I've not had time to get around to go to one, God knows I've missed the terraces.
Cancer Bats on Sunday, this may be my last blog post, as I will probably die there. Leave my body to medical science, to see if you can extract pure evil from a body.

Let's do this shit. CAW xx