Laaaaaaayla

"You got me on my Knees"
An Eric Clapton song, Or what my uncle makes me say to him on a frighteningly regular basis.You decide.

A fairly happy week/ 10 days since my last blog came and went, and then came again.In your ear.
However, people dont want to know about happiness, they want to know exactly how the world is shit.
Well, first off, Ricky Martin announced in the news that he is gay. ( I think the bigger surprise would be if he announced if he was straight.)
He claims that he is "Proud to be a gay man" (Yeah, that's why it took you 10 Years to make it public, you media hungry cunt.)

Elsewhere in the news, the Catholic Church has been done for some more child abuse, only this time, it's(The head of the Catholic Church) Pope Benedict covering up the abuse, now I dont know about the laws in the Vatican City, however I do know that under most EU laws, that's obstruction of justice, and provides a decent jail time, but oh?? what's this ?? Because he's the head of a Religion he's immune from charges ? How coincidental, I think I'll invent a religion, become the head of it, and allow a relative of mine to touch some kids up ( the Popes brother is the one he's covering for btw kiddies) and cover it up, safe in the knowledge that I can't be tried.Fucking hypocrites.


Hmm, Oh yeah, Bandwagon groups- Seriously, why ? just why ? why join a group you chuckle at when it's in vogue? And then join a group five minutes later that's practically the same in pretty much every way , such as :

• It'll have the same overall message
• A similar photo
• And a similar longevity ( a month, tops)

I mean, yes, I'm aware that it's other peoples choice, but they're shit. Half of them dont even make you laugh, you just join them because it's the current thing.
Right, there's my usual three of "what's shit with the world." Now for something new and unusual for my blogs....Optimism

Lewis Stephenson Put 60p in a vending machine on Monday, and what he got out of it was

• A Kit Kat Chunky
• A packet of crisps
  
• Two four finger Kit Kats
• And his 60 p back
  

What happened was, some poor sap put 60p into the vending machine, but didn't get it back, Lewis comes along, presses for his crisps , and that comes out, along with 3 kit kats,of different shapes and sizes, as well as his 60p. His win inspired me.
Till next time remember that.. "The worlds not a bad place, I just make it seem that way"