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Right. Here we go, the truth about the "Iron Lady" "Maggie the Milk Snatcher" or if you're from the North-East "Lucifer"
I shall now use my expert research and own totally unbiased opinion to gauge a judgement about the political enigma that is Mrs Margaret Thatcher.
In 1925, Margaret Hilda Roberts was born, but to who ? Alfred and Beatrice Roberts may well be on her birth certificate. But there is a little known fact as to her true heritage.
In 1923. The National Socialist Workers Party (NSDAP) were in turmoil after having a forced revolution in Munich. The leaders who were tried were imprisoned. Namely, one Adolf Hitler.
Adolf Hitler was released from prison on the 20th of December 1924. He wasted no time in reforming his old Nazi party. With renewed efforts on winning power via democracy.
He set about winning power in Germany, with the intent of establishing Germany as a world power. So to do this, he assembled like minded individuals with that same dream of fascism and the destruction of a true democracy.
He knew Britain would not agree with his views, so he began to form plots as to how to overthrow it, once he eventually took power in 1933. So he got his top secret scientists to create artificial human beings (the first ever recorded use of a test tube/designer baby) and bred them with his fascist ideals. The first and currently only successful humanoid subject (as Silvio Berlusconi was also part of this project, but went defective in these latter years)
And so Thatcher was born on October 13th, 6 months after Project "Weltanschauung" (world view) was deemed to have gotten off the ground.
Project MT was instigated over the space of 14 years, until the outbreak of World War II, during this time she was airdropped into Allied Territory of Finchley, where she stayed until winning her seat in the General Election of 1959, staying under the radar of the allies so as not to alert them of her true mission to bring down the government and establish the Nazi party's true aims.
After Adolf Hitler was defeated in 1945. Project MT did not know her full role in the destruction of democracy, as her mission statement's were not fully completed, therefore Project MT was unable to be fully completed. However she was able to implement some of the fuhrers ideologies during her time. Such as the glee she took in making children cry (withdrawal of milk) the shooting of innocent Argentinians (the sinking of the Belgrano) and the smashing of the voice of the working class (the unions. Miners strikes etc).
Project MT started to fail to function around 1990, where the Conservative party realised she was too extreme and appointed someone with the most dulcet voice known to man, to appease a rioting generation.
Project MT is currently suffering from a defective memory chip. Which impairs her everyday goings about and has resulted in high profile exaggerations of minor injuries such as a bruised arm and the flu.
Project MT will live on as she is a cyborg, and will only cease to function when the Nazi minister of Propaganda shuts her main circuit off.
So there we go, we've found the truth about Thatcher. And "where is all the proof?" I hear you ask.... Well, When Berlin was under seige towards the end of the war, with the Soviets attacking from the east, and the Brits and Americans attacking from the west, the Germans burnt top secret documents in Adolf Hitlers Berlin bunker, this included the locations of all participants of project Weltanschauung....
Dear god this has been fun. Please don't sue.
