The final blog entry of the Seventeen year old cynic (I decided to give myself this alter ego as a lot of figures in history had alter ego's, For example :
- Ronnie Barker had Gerald Wiley
- David Bowie had Ziggy Stardust
- Clark Kent had Superman
- And the Pope has this alter ego
But in all seriousness, the mutterings of a seventeen year old cynic was only started as I had been told ranting and venting makes you feel better and allows more personal growth and emotional stability.That person in now in a mental home.
I actually don't have much to rant about anymore, it's quite unfortunate.
Although there is a handful of things I can think of from the top of my head.
Stupid People.
Michael McIntyre.
And whatever fills my angry little skull whilst I write this.
On Facebook (you know what that is, it's that thing that's responsible for a generation of teenagers obsessed with getting as many friends online as possible) there was a girls "about me section" which read " Aim for the moon, so even if you fail, you'll land among the stars"
For normal people, this would read as something rather cute, but for me, this represents a stupid bitch. Does she not know that the moon is just a tad close to us than the sun??
Does she not know that if you failed in reaching the moon, you'd run out of oxygen and die?
Silly bitch, should be in the kitchen making me a sammich.
EDIT - This is not about Catherine :P
Mr Michael McIntyre, since your show the "Comedy Roadshow" (And I use the term comedy VERY loosely) is a very damaging show to the environment, due to you travelling the length and width of the country to find some new comedy "talent" may I suggest saving the planet another way by not using paper to write jokes, instead, you can just prance up and down the stage, put on high pitched voices, and wiggle your hair backwards and forwards. Then you'll somehow cause the paying public will bray like donkeys and clap like fish fed seals like some mutant half seal, half donkey offspring.
Speaking of mutant offspring, did any of you see that Chris Moyles hasn't been paid in two months ?
Wow, it must really make a difference when you are paid £500,000 of the taxpayers annual funding you obnoxious bastard. Hows about you suck it up, be a man about it, and talk to the directors, instead of ranting on air to your faithful listeners and expecting them to call some sort of Russian Revolutio-esque strike.
You cunt.
A small blog by my standards, however, I think "The Mutterings of a Seventeen Year Old Cynic" has been fun, and has, as such, run it's course.
Only kidding, the blogs will be back, but under a new name, the title is only a deviation to the normal "What I'm listening to" because this time I will not be the 17 year old cynic, I will be 18 (Fuck, shit, bollocks, cunting wankering spunkfest) so I will be coming back soon, but with a new name. ;) Look out for the "Ramblings of a Drunken Madman"
Till then, the world's not a shit place, Stupid pricks make it seem that way.
Seventeen year Old cynic, signing off.
